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Clint Eastwood corrects Spike Lee: I am on a plantation

The escalating war of words between Clint Eastwood and Spike Lee over the absence of Blacks in "Flags of our Fathers" continued on Friday as Eastwood responded to Lee's saying he "sounds like an angry old man" and that "we're not on a plantation."

"In actuality, I am on a plantation," Eastwood told Dateline Hollywood. "The Eastwood family plantation has been in the family for generations and I am visiting my cousins who still operate it right now. Once again, Spike Lee doesn't have his facts straight."

Reached for comment, Spike Lee questioned why there are no African-American members of the Eastwood family on the plantation. "All those years, they couldn't have a single illegitimate child with one of their servants? I know I'm not the only person who finds that racist and offensive."

Dog the Negro Hunter coming back to A&E this summer

A&E announced today that after a long hiatus following the revelation that he used a racial slur, Dog is coming back this summer.

But Dateline Hollywood has exclusive details on the series new title: Dog the Negro Hunter.

"I was really pushing to call the show 'Dog the  N*gger Hunter,' but the executives told me it wasn't 'PC,' so we compromised on 'Negro Hunter,'" Dog told Dateline Hollywood in an exclusive interview.

The show will feature Dog going after fugitives from the law exclusively of African-American descent.

"There are a lot of those kinda folks -- if you know what I mean -- who get in trouble with the law, so I figured why not focus on them when we bring the show back," Dog added. "It's a great new storyline and I think it'll really help with our ratings amongst n*ggers."

Woody ignored by Stevie Wonder at the NAACP Image Awards

Comedy.com's clueless entertainment reporter Woody Wittman gets very un-PC at the NAACP Image Awards. And you know what they say: once you go to a black awards show, you never go back. Ever.

Don Cheadle Can't Stop Helping White People

Hollywood — Following his starring role in the new movie “Reign Over Me” in which he plays a selfless dentist who helps Adam Sandler to regain his love for life, Don Cheadle announced that he has felt compelled to help every troubled White person he meets. “My doctors tell me I’m suffering from a severe strain of Morgan Freeman Syndrome and there is no cure,” he said at a press conference.