Dennis Farina, Hollywood's last mustachioed actor, arrested

In a shocking development for mustache havers and admirers around the world, Hollywood's last working actor with a non-ironic mustache was arrested yesterday, apparently ending his career.

Dennis Farina, who has proudly sported a mustache in films including "Get Shorty," "Out of Sight," and "Reindeer Games" and spent two seasons as the mustachioed Detective Joe Fontana on "Law and Order," was arrested yesterday at Los Angeles International Airport for trying to get through security with a loaded pistol. Most industry watchers believe his career is effectively over.