Dateline Hollywood

Potheads lining up for "Speed Racer" movie

Marijuana smokers around the country are lining up for tomorrow's release of "Speed Racer," which magazine High Times has already proclaimed the "pot head film of the year."

"With its bright neon colors, fast moving cars, and insultingly simplistic storyline, 'Speed Racer' is the perfect movie for anyone stoned out of their f*cking mind," said HIgh Times film critic Stephen Lotilo, who gave the film four buds, his highest rating.

Outside Cineplex 6 theater in Austin, Texas,  self-taught horticulturist Manny Tulstin (right) said he's been waiting over a week for "Speed Racer" to open.

"I like the colors and, uhhhh, that thing the guys are in... Oh yea, the cars!" he explained. "This is gonna be the greatest movie since the 'Garfield' sequel!"

Amy Winehouse arrested for smoking Olympic torch

She's back in jail. Amy Winehouse was arrested this morning in London. The Olympic Torch was making its way through London when the singer grabbed the torch from a runner and attempted to smoke it.  Security moved in and quickly drove her away. There were all sorts of bruises on her face and body when she arrived at the jail. She was examined by a jail doctor who blamed the bruising on a case of Amy Winehouse being Amy Winehouse.

DEA ready to arrest American Idol's Jason Castro

Where's Jason Castro going if he gets kicked off of "American Idol" tonight? Straight to prison, sources at the Drug Enforcement Agency tell Dateline Hollywood.

DEA agents are standing ready outside the Kodak Theater this evening in case the dreadlocked crooner gets the boot, as many predict he will.

"Have you seen this Castro guy? Not only does he look like a junkie, but he forgets the lyrics to songs all the time," said DEA deputy director John Wexall. "When he forgot the lyrics to 'Mr. Tambourine Man' last night and just kept smiling with goofy grin, I knew he was totally high."

Wexall then asked to send an important message to the American public about tonight's "American Idol" episode.

"Go Syesha!" he exlaimed. "You know you're my girl!"