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Lindsay Lohan blog post spurs record turnout, Obama victory

A pro-voting blog post by Lindsay Lohan has led to more than 100 million Americans turning out to elect Barack Obama as the first ever African-American president of the United States.

Political analysts are overwhelmingly crediting a blog post that actress, singer and national icon Lohan wrote on MySpace Monday titled "VOTE" as the primary reason that a record number of people cast ballots and changed the course of American history. Many described it as an impassioned piece of political rhetoric that will be remember by historians for generations:

Sorry i haven't blogged in a minute.. i've been traveling and trying to catch up on sleep! I thought it was important to just put a message out there tonight for anyone that is on myspace at the moment.. So, here goes..I cannot say how important it is for everyone to get out there and vote tomorrow... The future of our country depends on it. Just one vote can make such a difference... Vote-because your thoughts are worth it..VOTE-because YOU can make this country a better place...VOTE-because you can.

I feel like i have so much more to say, but the only thing that needs to be said right now, is for people to get out there and VOTE.

PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"On Monday, Lindsay told America to vote and the next day over 110 million of us did. The connection is undeniable," said Andrea Tambor, a USC professor who holds the TMZ Chair for the study of politics and celebrities. "The fact that she took the time to write this post despite her hectic schedule and need to catch up on sleep, her capitalization of the word 'VOTE' in four separate places, and her use of 13 exclamation points at the end all combine to make a compelling political argument that Americans simply couldn't ignore."

Tambor added that Lohan's blog post may even turn out to be more historically significant than Will.i.am's appearance as a hologram on CNN.

Colin Farrell reveals Oslen twins diet, Kim Kardashian has ass reduction surgery, Tina Fey reveals personal body part details

She may have gone gay, but Lindsay Lohan is being reminded of the wild ride she gave to a bunch of men. Colin Farrell reveals his diet that he learned from those rascals, the Olsen Twins. Also, David Gest finds someone his age that he loves.

• Lindsay Lohan reminded of final time she gave a man a wild ride
• George Lucas causes widespread masturbation among fans
• Tina Fey reveals stunning news about personal parts of her body
• Kim Kardashian in hospital for ass-reduction surgery
• Ashton Kutcher reveals big fear in life everyone can relate to
• David Gest finds love again
• Colin Farrell reveals Olsen Twins diet
• World will agree to meet Eminem 's biggest wish
• Gillian Anderson gives sons a lifetime of ridicule

Lindsay Lohan suspends lesbian relationship to focus on economic crisis

She recently transformed herself into a political blogger on her MySpace page, and now Lindsay Lohan has announced that she has suspended her relationship with Samantha Ronson so she can focus on the bailout plan for Wall Street.  She wrote it about it in her blog this morning:

"At this time of tragedy in our nation, I could no longer continue to prance around with Samantha for the paparazzi. I have to focus exclusively on Wall Street's financial troubles. I also call on Ellen DeGeneres to suspend her relationship with Portia de Rossi so the nation can shift their attention to the financial bailout package."

Miley Cyrus has also made an announcement regarding the crisis on Wall Street. She says she will suspend her plans to shoot racy photos of herself that were supposed to be posted on the internet.

Michael Lohan to prove he's good father by releasing naked videos Lindsay, Sam, Dina

Outraged by critical comments his daughter Lindsay recently posted on her MySpace blog, Michael Lohan held a press conference today to announce that he will soon be forced to prove he is a good father by releasing videos of Lindsay, her friend Samantha Ronson, and ex-wife Dina bad mouthing him while completely naked.

"The world needs to know that I am a family man first and foremost and am the victim of a vicious media assault waged by my ex-wife, my daughter, and her lesbo friend," Michael Lohan told a group of tabloid and entertainment reporters. "If Lindsay, Samantha and Dina won't stop their smear campaign and admit what a great father I am, I will be forced to release a series of naked videos I recently shot of them surreptitiously through an open window. When the whole world sees my family members plotting against me while getting changed and showing off their hot sexy totally nude bodies, I will finally be vindicated."

Lohan added that in order to save his daughter and ex-wife the pain of seeing naked photos and clips of themselves spreading around the Internet, he will be selling the videos exclusively on a website he is setting up for $49.95 each, or $99.95 for the "TOTALLY NUDE Lindsay, Sam and Dina Three-Pack."

(Photo courtesy ABC News.)

Hulk Hogan setting up three-some with daughter, Lindsay Lohan

Hulk Hogan has denied recent reports that he tried to sleep with ultra-hot daughter Brooke, explaining to Dateline Hollywood that in fact he has been trying to set up a three-some with himself, Brooke, and Lindsay Lohan.

"Sex with my daughter Brooke would be reprehensible, immoral and illegal," he told Dateline Hollywood. "But a three-some with Brooke and that dirty little whore Lindsay Lohan would be hot, hot, and hot!"

According sources in the Lohan camp, the strung out actress/singer has resisted Hogan's proposal out of a desire not to cheat on gal pal Samantha Roson. But the Hulkster said that shouldn't be a problem: "Bring her along too!" he exclaimed. "The more hot young pieces of ass hooking up with me and my super sexy daughter, the better."

TMZ and E! are currently in a bidding war to get the first leaked video clips from the proposed three-some / four-some.

Who is Lindsay Lohan's new man?

Okay, okay, okay. We've been avoiding Lindsay Lohan because we think she is overexposed. We haven't been covering her, but we just had to comment on what's going on with her romantic life. So who is this dude that Lindsay is holding hands with?  For a while we thought she was dating David Spade. Then we thought it was Macaulay Culkin. Apparently, the dude's name is Sam. We don't know a lot about him but we keep seeing photos of the two being very romantic together.  This Sam guy is very thin and appears a bit effeminate. Perhaps Lohan needed someone more caring and who really knows a woman's gentle touch.

Breaking News: Lindsay Lohan not happy with smell on her fingers

This just in. Lindsay Lohan can't figure out what her right hand smells like but she is not happy with the odor. Sources say she thinks it smells like Cool Ranch Doritos but she's not completely sure and wasn't ready to make the determination. Insiders say she's been going up to friends saying, "What's that smell like to you?" The insiders say there may be a fishy smell as well as she's been rumored to be romantically involved with DJ Samantha Ronson. We'll bring you any updates if there any new developments on Lindsay's hand.

Lindsay Lohan makes out with Miley Cyrus... now engaged??

Looks like Lindsay Lohan was on a lesbian rampage in Cannes.

Dateline Hollywood has obtained this exclusive photo of Lindsay making out with none other than Miley "Hannah Montana" Cyrus during while at the exclusive French film festival.

And locking lips isn't all the hot young celebs are up to. Sources tell DH that the ring on Lindsay's finger (on the right) comes from none other than Miley herself. Could it be true that the sultry nymphettes aren't just experimenting, but are full-fledged sapphists? Will they be getting married in California? What does dad Billy Ray think about his daughter venturing into the land of Ellen and Rosie?

Stay tuned to Dateline Hollywood for more on this shocking story! And meanwhile, try to keep your dirty dreams to yourself. You're disgusting!

BRITNEY, LINDSAY, VANESSA STAGE INTERVENTION WITH AMY WINEHOUSE

Seeking to assist someone they called a “severely troubled friend of ours,” Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Hudgens on Saturday staged an intervention for singer Amy Winehouse. “It’s crucial that Amy’s celebrity friends who are more stable and in control of their lives help her out at this difficult time,” the trio said in a statement.

LINDSAY LOHAN INVESTS IN REHAB TIME SHARE

Frequently drug addicted celebrity Lindsay Lohan has invested in a time share condominium at Malibu’s Promises drug and alcohol rehabilitation facility. “For someone like me who’s a heavy rehab user, but hates the hassle of booking a room every time I visit, it’s really a no-brainer,” Lohan told Dateline Hollywood.