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Mayer's 40th birthday gift to Aniston disappoints Aniston

John Mayer surprised his girlfriend Jennifer Aniston with a song for her 40th birthday. Jennifer was so moved by the gift that she was brought to tears. She sobbed to friends, "I wanted something thoughtful, original, from the heart….like the iPod touch." Friends of Aniston were seething with anger. Longtime Aniston pal Courtney Cox-Arquette-Cox was heard viciously hissing at Mayer, "This is exactly why girls don't like sensitive guys, because they make girls cry." Cox-Arquette-Cox later taunted a brooding Mayer, "Dare I ask what were you going to get Jen for Valentine's Day? Ewww, a poem?" Even Aniston nemesis Angelina Jolie was reportedly blown away by Mayer's out of control thoughtfulness, "Mayer really crossed the chivalrous line. Brad (as in Pitt) never would have hurt Jen like that. Honestly, a song? Don't be cheap AND pathetic."

-Meredith McKenna

Jennifer Aniston denies wishing to murder Angelina Jolie

As ex-husband Brad Pitt and rival Angelie Jolie paraded down the red carpet with twins Suspush and Hesapak in hand, Jennifer Aniston denied any wish to murder them or their children, or behave in either an arbitrary or pre-mediateted way against them. 

"I'm not some...I'm not like that 'Fatal Attraction' character," Aniston said, referring to a role played by actress and former "Friends" guest star, Glenn Close.  "Now get away from me.  After taking my picture"

Ms. Aniston has not exhibited violent tendencies in the past, and speculation has not existed to an extent that a restraining order has been pursued, but when pushed, Aniston has admitted to a disinclination towards the couples' "smugness" and evinced a dislike of Pitt's new mustache. 

Celebrity psychologist Houton Wooley describes many celebrities as being more prone to violent outbursts than others, "or at least a tendency to have them caught on film."  He states that Kiefer Sutherland's and Teri Hatcher's violent episodes were pre-dated by similar denials in the press.  "I just hope the public knows what to do to remain safe from Ms. Aniston's possible first or next outburst."

-Dominic Zeller

Jennifer Aniston leaves John Mayer for Marley

Jennifer Aniston's roller-coaster romantic life isn't showing any signs of slowing down!

Dateline Hollywood has learned that America's sweetheart has started a new romance with Jake, the labrador retriever who co-stars with her in the hit movie "Marley and Me."

"At first we thought Jen was just adopting the dog, but then we noticed she wasn't using a leash on their 'walks' and that she was bringing him inside some very exclusive restaurants, like Maestro's in Beverly Hills," said a friend in the Aniston camp.

Sources say that Aniston hasn't yet officially broken up with beau John Mayer, but that the couple has been distant recently as the singer has repeatedly questioned Aniston why she is spending less and less time with him in favor of Jake.

"He really figured out how bad things are when Jen started asking him to spend the night sleeping in a doggie bed," said a source close to Mayer.

Aniston experts are debating whether this latest boyfriend switch is part of a pattern of not staying in relationships for the long-term, or a sublimated way of punishing ex-husband Brad Pitt, who left her for a co-star from a different species in 2005.

Exclusive Video: Jennifer Aniston attacks Angelina Jolie

It's the catfight everyone is talking about! After three years of saying very little about the break-up of her marriage to Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston has exploded. She's angry at Angelina Jolie's revelations in a magazine interview about Angelina's affair with Brad. There has been a lot of frustration on Jennifer's part since she lost Pitt to Jolie. Last evening, it all came to a head. Both women were at a Los Angeles Spa when Jennifer suddenly attacked Jolie inside a jacuzzi. Dateline Hollywood has obtained cell phone video of the cat fight. We also have reaction from Brad Pitt following the altercation.

It may look like it's a video of a jello wrestling match from a bar, but we've looked at this video over and over and we have authenticated it. We can say for sure that we're 100 percent positive that this is a video.

Jennifer Aniston pregnant, coffee house worker is the father

This is a breaking development. There is a report that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant. While there is speculation that former boyfriend John Mayer is the father, Dateline Hollywood has confirmed through several sources that a coffee house worker in New York City by the name of Gunther is the one who got her pregnant. It's been known for some time that he has had a massive crush on her, according to friends.  After several unsuccessful relationships, it seems Jennifer gave Gunther the chance he has been waiting for.  A call to the coffee house, Central Perk, was not returned.

Aniston quits Mayer to spend more time with herself

We now know the reason why Jennifer Aniston ended her relationship with John Mayer. Aniston tells Dateline Hollywood she called it quits with Mayer so she could spend more quality time with herself. Here's what she tells us:

"One of the things about dating someone is that it takes valuable time away from me spending it with me.  When you're in a relationship, it suddenly becomes about the other person at least 50 percent of the time, and sometimes even more than that.  I don't think that's being fair to me since it's me who deserves my time.  I think that I need to work harder at making sure I'm there for me. I've already carved out some time for this weekend and bought a brand new bikini so I can be photographed by the paparazzi to show me spending time with myself in Florida."

Bikini intervention for Jennifer Aniston

Concerned family and friends have held an intervention for Jennifer Aniston after she completed three straight months of wearing nothing but a bikini. A friend of the family says Jen is obsessed with showing off her body to the paparazzi and then complaining about the invasion of privacy.  The friend adds:

"She just won't put on a pair of shorts or a shirt. It's all bikinis now. We're really concerned. She just lost a romantic movie role because the producer would not cave into her demand that she wear a bikini in the role. Aniston was supposed to play a frustrated tour guide who falls in love with an Eskimo in Alaska."

Surprise encounter on vacation