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DEA ready to arrest American Idol's Jason Castro

Where's Jason Castro going if he gets kicked off of "American Idol" tonight? Straight to prison, sources at the Drug Enforcement Agency tell Dateline Hollywood.

DEA agents are standing ready outside the Kodak Theater this evening in case the dreadlocked crooner gets the boot, as many predict he will.

"Have you seen this Castro guy? Not only does he look like a junkie, but he forgets the lyrics to songs all the time," said DEA deputy director John Wexall. "When he forgot the lyrics to 'Mr. Tambourine Man' last night and just kept smiling with goofy grin, I knew he was totally high."

Wexall then asked to send an important message to the American public about tonight's "American Idol" episode.

"Go Syesha!" he exlaimed. "You know you're my girl!"

Woody's Search for Seacrest

At the Teen Choice Awards, Woody Wittman tries to land an interview with Ryan Seacrest to win a bet with Spike Feresten. On the way, the Internet's number one entertainment reporter runs into Zac Efron, Bow Wow, Emmy Rossum, Keke Palmer, Avril Lavigne, the Giggle Club, and Sanjaya from American Idol.

Woody's tour of Hollywood

Clueless entertainment reporter Woody Wittman shows you Britney and K-Fed's reception location, Justin Guarini's office and David Schwimmer's future suicide spot on his personal tour of Hollywood.

'American Idol' Installs 'Toilet-Cam'

Hollywood — With interest in the already hot “American Idol” exploding after racy photos of contestant Antonella Barba, including one of her in the bathroom, were found online, producers announced they are installing a backstage “toilet-cam” accessible through AmericanIdol.com.

LOHAN TO REPLACE ABDUL ON AMERICAN IDOL

Hollywood — In a shocking move just as the sixth season has begun, the producers of “American Idol” have fired judge Paula Abdul and replaced her with troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan, who has checked out of rehab to join the reality show.