Michael Lohan to prove he's good father by releasing naked videos Lindsay, Sam, Dina

Outraged by critical comments his daughter Lindsay recently posted on her MySpace blog, Michael Lohan held a press conference today to announce that he will soon be forced to prove he is a good father by releasing videos of Lindsay, her friend Samantha Ronson, and ex-wife Dina bad mouthing him while completely naked.

"The world needs to know that I am a family man first and foremost and am the victim of a vicious media assault waged by my ex-wife, my daughter, and her lesbo friend," Michael Lohan told a group of tabloid and entertainment reporters. "If Lindsay, Samantha and Dina won't stop their smear campaign and admit what a great father I am, I will be forced to release a series of naked videos I recently shot of them surreptitiously through an open window. When the whole world sees my family members plotting against me while getting changed and showing off their hot sexy totally nude bodies, I will finally be vindicated."

Lohan added that in order to save his daughter and ex-wife the pain of seeing naked photos and clips of themselves spreading around the Internet, he will be selling the videos exclusively on a website he is setting up for $49.95 each, or $99.95 for the "TOTALLY NUDE Lindsay, Sam and Dina Three-Pack."

(Photo courtesy ABC News.)

Comments

[Dee vanderbeek]

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