Breaking News: Jonas Brothers break up as parents divorce
We've just gotten word of one of the most stunning developments in the music industry in decades. The extremely popular Jonas Brothers have suddenly broken up as their parents have finalized their divorce. Kevin will remain in the custody of his father while Joe will stay with his mother. A family judge awarded custody of Nick Jonas to a foster family in Arkansas due to behavioral problems. This news is sure to outrage the millions of young girls who adore the Jonas Brothers. It is considered the biggest band breakup since the Monkees split in 1971. In an effort to reassure young music fans, The Naked Brothers Band has released a statement saying their band is still together.
this is a lie! they aren't! hello they don't even mention frankie! who is he going to! if youre gonna lie make it good!
Posted by: :P | August 08, 2008 at 03:50 PM
hello this is a lie! nick will never go there! and hello how about frankie! duh! who is he going to? no mention of frankie! and if youre gonna lie make it good!
Posted by: :P | August 08, 2008 at 03:54 PM
whoever wrote this has no life .
stop hanging out in your mother's basement and get a real job .
Posted by: AR | August 08, 2008 at 04:05 PM
Ya right! this is not true, One, kevin and joe are old enough to where they can live with out there parents, and Nick they always say he is the good kid, and why would he move to arkansas of all places?
and where is frankie??
such a lie, this is someone makin up lies to see jb fans get all freaked out, not going to happen! why would to mess with JB fans we are crazy about them boys!!!
Posted by: Tara | August 08, 2008 at 04:22 PM
Such a stupid lie, who makes up these STUPID lies? a monkey who has the IQ of a month old pickle???
Anyway you are liars and i know EVERYTHING about JB, and their parents LOVE each other and yeah, WHERE IS FRANKIE??? Gosh just tell the truth 4 once!
Posted by: Serena | August 10, 2008 at 11:41 AM
For Phucks Sake!! this site is full of BULLSHIT.
who ever wrote this ill take their phuckin face off!!
Geez! & even if there parents did break up-
[which they didnt]
they would still be a band! errrrr...
if yew are gonna make up phuckin lies like
this sorta shit, make it believeable!!
uh!!
yew guyz make me sick.
Posted by: Manda | August 11, 2008 at 01:02 AM
lol, this is so STUPID. first of all, kevin and joe are adults, so why would anyone have custody over them?? and frankie's been completely forgotten. so maybe you should get your facts straight before you try to trick someone w/ a story like this. it would at least make it a tad bit more believeable.
Posted by: nrj | August 12, 2008 at 08:14 AM
WHAT THE HECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU PEOPLE DON"T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A JOKE AND A BAD LIE! WHAT ABOUT FRANKIE HUH? AND KEVIN & JOE R OVER 18!
GET A LIFE AND GO 2 HELL
Posted by: jonas#1fan | September 03, 2008 at 12:37 PM
Guys all the stuff on this site is a joke!Not real!Fake!A lie! It's just a joke!
Posted by: Emma | September 04, 2008 at 03:08 AM