Mariah Carey completely lets go of herself days after wedding

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon got married this week in the Bahamas and these photos show that Mariah has completely let herself go just days after getting hitched. The photo on the left is of Mariah on Monday before the wedding. Now on the right is a photo from today. Mariah has quickly packed on the pounds.  What happened?  We contacted Prof. Roger O'Claton from Webster Allen College, a behavioral expert.

"She's married now. Mrs. Carey doesn't have to look skinny to get a guy. She got what she wanted. I've seen this happen to many women. Take my wife for instance. She was thin when we got engaged. As soon we got married, she turned into one big butterball. I mean, you should see just how big her ass is for god's sake.It's the same thing with Mariah. Fans will be disappointed too. We're just days away from seeing Mariah on stage wearing sweatpants. And you can forget about any sex undergarments. Enjoy that bigass grandma underwear."

Despite rumors on other blogs, Dateline Hollywood has confirmed that Nick Cannon is not dead and that Mariah Carey did not eat him.