Howard K. Stern named to supervise Britney Spears visitations

While everybody's focused on the exciting news that Brit gets to spend three days per week with her kids after yesterday's court ruling yesterday, not many people are talking about a key word in the ruling: "supervised."

That's right, the court is appointing an expert in childcare and legal affairs to oversee Britney's visits with Sean Preston and Jayden James to ensure that she treats them well and follows all the legal rules set down by the judge.

We here at Dateline Hollywood did a little digging and were surprised to find out that the man picked for the job is Howard K. Stern, the controversial attorney and alleged baby's mama from Anna Nicole's brief time in the spotlight. Isn't he a little, ummm, shady? Not according to the court.

"Mr. Stern has extensive experience in the legal rules surrounding child custody and is extremely qualified to recognize when celebrity offspring are being treated poorly," a Los Angeles Family Court spokesperson told Dateline Hollywood. "Besides, it's not like he's going to f*ck up those kids anymore than Britney and K-Fed already have."