DEA ready to arrest American Idol's Jason Castro

Where's Jason Castro going if he gets kicked off of "American Idol" tonight? Straight to prison, sources at the Drug Enforcement Agency tell Dateline Hollywood.

DEA agents are standing ready outside the Kodak Theater this evening in case the dreadlocked crooner gets the boot, as many predict he will.

"Have you seen this Castro guy? Not only does he look like a junkie, but he forgets the lyrics to songs all the time," said DEA deputy director John Wexall. "When he forgot the lyrics to 'Mr. Tambourine Man' last night and just kept smiling with goofy grin, I knew he was totally high."

Wexall then asked to send an important message to the American public about tonight's "American Idol" episode.

"Go Syesha!" he exlaimed. "You know you're my girl!"