Bill O'Reilly interviews Sue Simmons

Fox anchorman Bill O'Reilly scored an exclusive interview with WNBC anchorwoman Sue Simmons last night. An unscheduled guest also made an appearance on the broadcast. After the jump is the fascinating transcript from the interview.

O'Reilly:  Sue Simmons is my first guest tonight. She anchors at WABC.

Simmons: What the f*ck are you doing?!

O'Reilly:  What?

Simmons: WNBC. Not WABC, d*ck face.

O'Reilly: F*ck it. We'll do it live! We'll do it live!

Simmons: We are doing it live.

O'Reilly: I don't know what that means.

Simmons:  F*ck you. That's what it means.

O'Reilly: I don't know what that means. But what I do know is that I love that fragrance you're wearing.

Simmons: What the f*ck are you doing?!

O'Reilly: Let me ask you this: do you enjoy showering with a loofah?

Simmons: I see your game. Hey. let's get out of here. I know a nice little bar up the street.

O'Reilly:  Hold on. Now joining us live is the co-host of "The Insider," Pat O'Brien.

O'Brien:  You're so f*cking hot. I want to f*ck you so bad. You're so hot.

O'Reilly: Well, thank you Pat. I had no idea...