'90s hip hop revival proclaimed in criinal justice system

United States Attorney General Michael Mukasey on Friday announced that with the arrest of DMX and R. Kelly finally going on trial, "'90s hip-hop is back" in the U.S. courts.

"I've always been a fan of classic rap myself and I just haven't been able to get excited about the current crop of drug-dealing, animal abusing, money laundering rappers we've been arresting lately," Mukasey told Dateline Hollywood. "That why it has been such a thrill to see R. Kelly and DMX both back in the spotlight of the criminal justice system this week. It's like we're reviving everything that was great about my early 40s."

Prison guards around the country say they're preparing for the '90s hip hop revival to hit their clubs soon. "Usually the trends that start in the courts make their way to the prisons pretty quick," said Arizona prison guard union president Roy Tuxan.