Jolie-Pitt Nanny Begs Employers to Stop Adopting

Hollywood – Monica Soreno, the exhausted nanny for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, has been begging her employers to stop adopting young children from third world countries. “I keep telling Mrs. Angelina and Mr. Brad that they are just too generous and should hire more nannies,” said Soreno, who takes care of Jolie and Pitt’s four children under the age of 6 in order to support her three children in Honduras.

Jolie is currently finalizing the adoption of her fourth child, a 3-and-a-half year old boy named Pax, in Vietnam.

Soreno, 36, was initially hired by Jolie in 2003 following her divorce from Billy Bob Thornton to help care for her adoptive son Maddox. She recalled that she was happy when Jolie and her then-new boyfriend Pitt adopted daughter Zahara from Ethiopia in 2005.

“I started getting worried when Mrs. Angelina got pregnant a few months later with Shiloh, because three little kids is a lot of work for me,” an emotional Soreno explained. “So I tried to drop hints like ‘three kids is the perfect size for a family.’ Then when I found out she was going to Vietnam, I panicked, because every time she goes to a poor country, she comes back with another kid. I don’t remember what sleep is like.”

“Raising a family of this size is not as hard as I thought it would be,” said Jolie in a recent interview with Esquire. “It’s amazing how much energy I still have every day even though I do get exhausted watching our nanny take care of the children. She is so good.”

Sources close to Jolie and Pitt say the couple has made a purposeful decision to try and keep the family intimate while using their wealth and influence to help out poor children from developing nations.

“What’s amazing about Angelina and Brad is that they help so many children, but they also want to maintain a sense of family, so they don’t have a whole team of nanny’s, just the one,” said a friend of the couple.

Soreno said she recently asked Pitt if they could hire a second person to help with childcare, cooking, and housework when Jolie returns to Los Angeles with Pax. But Pitt informed her that with the arrival of a fourth child, there won’t be room in the couple’s six-bedroom house for another nanny.

“Mr. Brad and Mrs. Angelina are such kind and selfless people who want to help out every poor child they see,” sighed Soreno. “I wish they’d stop for the love of god.”