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Amy Winehouse reveals secrets to sexy summer body

Amy Winhouse is all set for the summer, and she's sharing her secrets to having that sexy summer body. Winehouse, who appears in the latest edition of People Magazine, talks about the work it takes to look like this.

"It's not easy, but anyone can do it," says Winehouse. "Summer is just a few months away and it takes some time to get like this."

Winehouse says one the keys to her sexy summer body is four packs of cigarettes in the morning followed by a heavy dose of crack cocaine through out the day. Bathing is not optional. Winehouse also says the final key is laying in the middle of the street and getting run over by a light compact car.

'Watchmen' sitcom coming to CBS

"Watchmen" movie opened big at the box office, and now a sitcom based on the film will start airing on CBS.

NBC changing 'The Office' to a drama

With the addition of "Parks and Recreation" on NBC, "The Office" has a companion show that feels quite similar. Now the producers for "The Office" are going in a different direction so the show looks different than the Amy Poehler show.

Chris Brown now dating Tina Turner

 

Chris Brown, the 19-year-old R&B singer who is accused of attacking pop star girlfriend Rihanna, has reportedly started dating singer Tina Turner. The news has shocked the entertainment world as Brown has left Rihanna for an older woman.

 

"There's something about Chris that just really excites me," Turner tells Dateline Hollywood.

 

During the interview, our reporter noticed a bruise on the right side of Turner's face.

 

"I fell down the stairs, alright. That's all. It's a spiral staircase," said Turner.

NBC to launch a 'Heroes' spinoff

It's one of the most popular shows on the network, and now NBC has just released a preview of its newest spinoff "Zeroes." And these heroes' abilities aren't as impressive as the original heroes.

Anticipation grows over 'Pac Man: The Movie'

As Hollywood continues to churn out movies based on videogames, there is one classic game that has been ignored for decades. Now in a bold move, one studio is finally releasing "Pac Man: The Movie."

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U2's Bono gets his own comic book

He's on a mission to save the world. Now Bono and his cool sunglasses are being captured in a new comic book.

(Cracked.com)

Food Network LateNight to feature Rachel Ray moaning

Rachel Ray already has a popular show on daytime TV and has had various programs on the Food Network. Now the channel is launching a latenight block of programs to sex things up. The first show it's rolling out will exclusively feature Rachel Ray moaning for 22 minutes. Here's a preview.

Updated poster unveiled for Tarantino's 'Inglorious Bastards'

Quentin Tarantino wants to make sure his latest movie "Inglorious Bastards" will be relevant when it hits the big screen, and he has released this updated poster. (Trailer Trasher)